The Candor of Edwards

A southern fop -- John E.,
Did debate Dick Cheney.
"Your daughter's a lez,"
he told the Vice Prez,
"And I'm sure you're proud -- hehe."

Poo-Poo the Sioux

"We'll give your lands back to you,"
said members of Congress to Sioux.
But a never-paid debt
is all they would get,
And no kiss (much less a scrioux).

Bill Inhaled and Impaled

An old politician named Bill,
Made remarks on Capitol Hill.
"I didn't inhale
or women impale,
And Hillary knows the drill."

Randy Ol' Bill

A randy old fellow named Bill
Liked women to polish his pill.
On knees they would gawk
At no Little Rock
Or right-wing conspiraracy shill.

Hillary Dickory Hawk

An ambitious woman did talk
Of supporting the war in Iraq.
But her votes quickly changed
when the libs all complained.
Now she’s a Hillary Dickory Hawk.

Bush Did Gush

A tongue-tied Texan named Bush,
To women leaders did gush:
"Doc's practice their love
below and above,
So everyone keep a clean tush."

Mitt Makes a Fit

A flashy dude known as Mitt,
Gave Rudy and John a fit.
He'd flip and flop
and spin like a top,
And generally never commit.