Hillary Dickory Hawk

An ambitious woman did talk
Of supporting the war in Iraq.
But her votes quickly changed
when the libs all complained.
Now she’s a Hillary Dickory Hawk.

Bush Did Gush

A tongue-tied Texan named Bush,
To women leaders did gush:
"Doc's practice their love
below and above,
So everyone keep a clean tush."

Mitt Makes a Fit

A flashy dude known as Mitt,
Gave Rudy and John a fit.
He'd flip and flop
and spin like a top,
And generally never commit.

Tankin' Franken

A radio host named Franken,
On lib positions was crankin'.
But people grew bored
hearing the same chord,
And his show ended up tankin'.