Poo-Poo the Sioux

"We'll give your lands back to you,"
said members of Congress to Sioux.
But a never-paid debt
is all they would get,
And no kiss (much less a scrioux).

Bill Inhaled and Impaled

An old politician named Bill,
Made remarks on Capitol Hill.
"I didn't inhale
or women impale,
And Hillary knows the drill."

Randy Ol' Bill

A randy old fellow named Bill
Liked women to polish his pill.
On knees they would gawk
At no Little Rock
Or right-wing conspiraracy shill.